Authority Song
Kissin' in the hallways
We're strippin' and we're slidin', we're fallin' to our knees
Wrestlin' through the doorway
Drug sex - We bump and we grind
Drug sex - We lost track of time
And you never fuckin' done it 'till you done it fucked up
Drug sex - I can't believe I'm still up
I could be hungry in another life
If I could stand up baby, I would make you my wife
I thought I saw heaven, there was bright white light
It was only 7/11 on a Saturday night
Drug sex - We bump and we grind<
Dude Of All Dudes
Look at the bright stars and the full moon
A yellow cheese
Look at the gentleman in the saloon
Looks like John Cleese
Come under my umbrella baby now
Will it rain soon?
I don’t know but come under anyhow
It never rains in June
But baby can't you see what I'm trying to do
No you must try to explain
I want to kiss you and to love you too
Your love's in vain
But babe I thought we agreed on this
I've changed my mind
All I want is only this one kiss
Ain't got the time
But what I can not understand
Is that why don’t you do exactly what you want to
Just stick to the plan
Just why don't you do exactly what you want to
You're not good enough for me
But baby I'm the dude of all dudes
That’s not good enough for me
But I will get you into mood
Do you got money honey
Sure I got pocket full
Then call me sugar-pie
and take me if you want me you fool
Oh I'm gonna make arrangements
Never attended to any woman
Oh and I will take you places
yet undiscovered by man
Yes but first of all the promised kiss
you might as well give in
Superbaby shall we maybe
well OK then you win
But what I can not understand
Is that why don’t you do exactly what you want to
Just stick to the plan
Just why don't you do exactly what you want to